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Wondering whether to buy one eh? Well here's a quick guide to how it works...

1. Find a suitable partner

2. Tell them that you have purchased an inexpensive item that will cause 'sparks' in the bedroom department called a Karmasheetra

3. Take your Karmasheetra out of it's packaging and lay it out on a suitable surface (we suggest your bed)

4. Get naked (optional)

5. Notice that the sheet is covered in Blue and Pink symbols - Blue is for 'him' and Pink is for 'her'

6. Climb onto the sheet - Each 'position' is achieved by placing hands, feet, knees and bottoms in the correct place, using the correct numbers

'His' right foot goes here, in position number 4...

'Her' left hand goes here, in position number 4...

'His' bottom goes here, in position number 4...

'Her' knee goes here, in position number 4...

   7. Change to as many positions as you can manage!

8. Have fun!

Still don't understand what it's used for? Click here to see the Karmasheetra on TV!

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