The true story of how the Karmasheetra is now available to the modern world is one of mystery and intrigue... Some say it is the lost linen of the ancient Indians; linked with the Kama sutra it may hold the secrets of sensuality from over 2000 years ago… Some say it was found last November in a cupboard in Staines (just outside London), under a pile of Superman underpants and some belly button fluff.

Wherever it came from you should still buy one. What's £28.95 for the amount of fun you're going to have?